My name is Erin Dorney. I am an art director from Dallas, TX and I attended the University of Texas at Austin. Ask me about it. I dare you. I currently live in Brooklyn, NY. I have 2 cats (but they live in Texas. I still say they're mine.) I love orcas, math rock, and hot dogs.

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I give haircuts (any kind!) in exchange for sandwiches sometimes. I will have a career as a stunt driver in the future.